Another Spoonful of Pick-up Lines

Sharing to you all these funny and stinging spoonful of pick-up lines. Enjoy!!!

Aren’t you tired?

You’ve been on my mind running thousands of miles.

-THE THINKER-

You’re like a Storm,

Because when you left your area of responsibility,

You left my heart in the state of calamity.

-PAG-ASA-

I forgot your name, can I call you MINE?

-AMNESIA PATIENTS-

I’m like a statue, I’m stuck staring right at you.

-STUNNED DOTA HERO-

You’re like my dentures.

I really can’t smile without you.

 -RENE REQUISTAS-

Do you have a map?

I can’t find my way to your heart.

-DORA, THE EXPLORER-

You need a life jacket.

I’m afraid you’ll get drowned by my love.

-LIFEGUARD-

Are you a Jamaican?

‘Coz JAMAICAN me crazy.

-CRAZY-

Where have you been last night?

You were not in my dreams.

-DREAMER-

Do you eat sugar a lot?

You smile so sweet.

-ANT-

We’re going to the Police Station.

I need to tell them you stole my heart.

-RUBBERY VICTIM-

Are you a monkey?

You’ve been clinging on my heart for so long.

-FOREST RANGER-

If you’re so smart, then why can’t you just say YES to me?

-PACQUIAO TO MAYWEATHER-

Now I know we don’t pass in Mathematics. That’s because we only have CHEMISTRY together.

-ABSENT-MINDED BS CHEM STUD-

Did you know that the UNIVERSE starts with

U N I?

-SPELLING BEE CHAMPION-

How I hope that we’d be just like a keyboard.

So that U will always be next to I and we’re far away from your X.

-COMPUTER GEEK-

You’re like a giant electric fan.

You blow me away.

-DUST IN THE WIND-

I’m like the magical mirror on the wall because you’re the fairest of all.

-PRINCE CHARMING-

I heard you’re a mathematician. Can you teach me the formula how to make you fall in love with me?

-SLOW LEARNER-

I’ll only love you twice. Now and forever.

-FOREVER FAITHFUL-

Once upon a time, I fell in love with you, after that, it didn’t end.

-FOREVER FAITHFUL’S BROTHER-

I’ll describe you in one single word.

MINE.

-YOURS-  

Are you a hold-upper?

Because I’m going to give you everything, just don’t hurt me.

-HOLD-UP VICTIM-

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

-TEXTMATE-

Let’s exchange gifts. Be mine and I’ll be yours.

-BIRTHDAY BOY-

Don’t blame me if I’m defensive. I’m just fighting for you.

-SECURITY GUARD-

You’re a liar. You told me you’re just at your house last night. Why were you at my dream?

-DREAMER’S BROTHER-

How I wish, I’m just Statistics. At least I have a LEVEL OF SIGNIFICANCE for you.

-FAILED BS STATISTICS STUDENT-

Jump and I’ll catch you,

So you’ll FALL for me.

-SUPERMAN-

They say it’s free to dream on. Are you free? You’re my dream.

-DREAMER’S COUSIN-

How much do you weigh? How did you fill into my heart?

-WEIGHING SCALE-

What’s wrong with the wind? Why can’t it blow you towards me?

-SCARECROW-

I chose to have a heart of steel. But I never thought your heart is made of magnet.

-EMF-

If I smile when I’m alone, will you say that I’m crazy already? When the truth is, I’m just thinking of you honey?

-DAYDREAMER-

I think I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m yours.

-ABSENT-MINDED-

When I grow up,

I want to be yours.

-ORPHAN-

I guess you’re a whiz in solving puzzles because you always complete my missing piece.

-GEEK-

Are you an exam?
I want to take you home.

-ENGR STUDENT-

Are there any holes in your heart?

I’m trapped. I can’t find my way out.

-CURIOUS SURGEON-

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

-MOSQUITO-

Are you sure you have a driver’s license?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.

-TAXI PASSENGER-

I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!

-SR. CITIZEN-

Do you believe in “Love at first sight”?

Or you like to stare at me again.

-PASSERBY-

Are you deaf? Can’t you hear what my heart says?

It says “I love you”

-PATIENT-