Sharing to you all these funny and stinging spoonful of pick-up lines. Enjoy!!!
Aren’t you tired?
You’ve been on my mind running thousands of miles.
-THE THINKER-
You’re like a Storm,
Because when you left your area of responsibility,
You left my heart in the state of calamity.
-PAG-ASA-
I forgot your name, can I call you MINE?
-AMNESIA PATIENTS-
I’m like a statue, I’m stuck staring right at you.
-STUNNED DOTA HERO-
You’re like my dentures.
I really can’t smile without you.
-RENE REQUISTAS-
Do you have a map?
I can’t find my way to your heart.
-DORA, THE EXPLORER-
You need a life jacket.
I’m afraid you’ll get drowned by my love.
-LIFEGUARD-
Are you a Jamaican?
‘Coz JAMAICAN me crazy.
-CRAZY-
