Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Another Spoonful of Pick-up Lines


Sharing to you all these funny and stinging spoonful of pick-up lines. Enjoy!!!



Aren’t you tired?
You’ve been on my mind running thousands of miles.
-THE THINKER-


You’re like a Storm,
Because when you left your area of responsibility,
You left my heart in the state of calamity.
-PAG-ASA-


I forgot your name, can I call you MINE?
-AMNESIA PATIENTS-

I’m like a statue, I’m stuck staring right at you.
-STUNNED DOTA HERO-


You’re like my dentures.
I really can’t smile without you.
 -RENE REQUISTAS-


Do you have a map?
I can’t find my way to your heart.
-DORA, THE EXPLORER-


You need a life jacket.
I’m afraid you’ll get drowned by my love.
-LIFEGUARD-


Are you a Jamaican?
‘Coz JAMAICAN me crazy.
-CRAZY-




Where have you been last night?
You were not in my dreams.
-DREAMER-


Do you eat sugar a lot?
You smile so sweet.
-ANT-


We’re going to the Police Station.
I need to tell them you stole my heart.
-RUBBERY VICTIM-


Are you a monkey?
You’ve been clinging on my heart for so long.
-FOREST RANGER-

If you’re so smart, then why can’t you just say YES to me?
-PACQUIAO TO MAYWEATHER-


Now I know we don’t pass in Mathematics. That’s because we only have CHEMISTRY together.
-ABSENT-MINDED BS CHEM STUD-


Did you know that the UNIVERSE starts with
U N I?
-SPELLING BEE CHAMPION-


How I hope that we’d be just like a keyboard.
So that U will always be next to I and we’re far away from your X.
-COMPUTER GEEK-


You’re like a giant electric fan.
You blow me away.
-DUST IN THE WIND-


I’m like the magical mirror on the wall because you’re the fairest of all.
-PRINCE CHARMING-


I heard you’re a mathematician. Can you teach me the formula how to make you fall in love with me?
-SLOW LEARNER-



I’ll only love you twice. Now and forever.
-FOREVER FAITHFUL-


Once upon a time, I fell in love with you, after that, it didn’t end.
-FOREVER FAITHFUL’S BROTHER-


I’ll describe you in one single word.
MINE.
-YOURS-  


Are you a hold-upper?
Because I’m going to give you everything, just don’t hurt me.
-HOLD-UP VICTIM-


I lost my number. Can I have yours?
-TEXTMATE-


Let’s exchange gifts. Be mine and I’ll be yours.
-BIRTHDAY BOY-


Don’t blame me if I’m defensive. I’m just fighting for you.
-SECURITY GUARD-


You’re a liar. You told me you’re just at your house last night. Why were you at my dream?
-DREAMER’S BROTHER-


How I wish, I’m just Statistics. At least I have a LEVEL OF SIGNIFICANCE for you.
-FAILED BS STATISTICS STUDENT-


Jump and I’ll catch you,
So you’ll FALL for me.
-SUPERMAN-



They say it’s free to dream on. Are you free? You’re my dream.
-DREAMER’S COUSIN-



How much do you weigh? How did you fill into my heart?
-WEIGHING SCALE-


What’s wrong with the wind? Why can’t it blow you towards me?
-SCARECROW-


I chose to have a heart of steel. But I never thought your heart is made of magnet.
-EMF-


If I smile when I’m alone, will you say that I’m crazy already? When the truth is, I’m just thinking of you honey?
-DAYDREAMER-


I think I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m yours.
-ABSENT-MINDED-


When I grow up,
I want to be yours.
-ORPHAN-


I guess you’re a whiz in solving puzzles because you always complete my missing piece.
-GEEK-


Are you an exam?
I want to take you home.
-ENGR STUDENT-


Are there any holes in your heart?
I’m trapped. I can’t find my way out.
-CURIOUS SURGEON-


Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!
-MOSQUITO-


Are you sure you have a driver’s license?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.
-TAXI PASSENGER-


I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!
-SR. CITIZEN-


Do you believe in “Love at first sight”?
Or you like to stare at me again.
-PASSERBY-


Are you deaf? Can’t you hear what my heart says?
It says “I love you”
-PATIENT-



  


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